oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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