put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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