i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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