New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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