No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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