I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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