Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
