you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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