Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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