This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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