Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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