He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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