Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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