Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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