i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Enjoy the penises
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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