Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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