thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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