One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
organizing the empties. That sober.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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