you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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