NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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