White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
