Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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