let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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