I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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