i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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