last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you win again, gameday.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Text me some of your sweat
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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