Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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