we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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