I must be too annoying 4 u.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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