Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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