i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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