Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
