Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Shame is for Republicans.
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