Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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