the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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