Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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