you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
