did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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