Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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