SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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