why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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