Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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