You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
do herpes really smell.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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