You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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