Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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