He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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