were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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