Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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