So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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