just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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