in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Randomize
