what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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