nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
