Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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