I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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